Hot off the grill and sizzlin’ right onto your face (Metaphorically. Please don’t try this at home…), these star-spangled, red, white and booze, er blue, shades will have you singing, “America the Beautiful” at the top of your lungs while grabbing for one more cold one after your local 10k. Don’t worry, we only know the first verse of the song as well. They lost us at “pilgrim feet.”

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