This Understanding of the General Terms and Conditions of the Purchase of the goodr Queen of Pain, Esq. goodr OG Sunglasses Agreement (hereinafter, the “Agreement”) is made between (i) goodr LLC (hereinafter, the “Party of the First Part”) and (ii) You, the purchaser and budding OCR hero (hereinafter, the “Party of the Second Part “).

WHEREAS, the Party of the First Part created the goodr Queen of Pain, Esq. goodr OG Sunglasses in honor of Amelia Boone, the baddest OCR racer on the planet, who also happens to be a kickass lawyer, as well; 

WHEREAS, the Party of the Second Part wishes to purchase a pair of goodr Queen of Pain, Esq. goodr OG Sunglasses because they intend to crush obstacles like Amelia Boone;

WHEREAS, the Party of the First Part thinks the Party of the Second Part is a certified badass and wishes to sell a pair of goodr Queen of Pain, Esq. goodr OG Sunglasses to the Party of the Second Part;

NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual covenants and promises contained herein, the Parties hereby agree as follows:

  1. The Party of the First Part covenants, promises, warrants, represents and agrees that the goodr Queen of Pain, Esq. goodr OG Sunglasses: 
    1. Will not slip when the Party of the Second Part is crawling on their hands and knees under barbed wire;
    2. Will not bounce when you leap up the incline wall or tumble down the other side;
    3. Will be polarized to allow for you to see into the depths of that ice water plunge without any annoying glare; and 
    4. Will not do anything for the pain you plan on putting your body through (but hey, that’s the fun part anyway, right?).
  1. The Party of the First Part covenants, promises, warrants, represents and agrees that they will honor the Queen of Pain, Esq., by: 
    1. Rocking the goodr Queen of Pain, Esq. goodr OG Sunglasses at all your OCR events;
    2. Dominating all the obstacles; 
    3. Enjoying every scraped knee, every exhausted step, and every PopTart consumed; and 
    4. Remembering that you don’t have to do this, you get to do this!

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Parties have executed this Understanding of the General Terms and Conditions of the Purchase of the goodr Queen of Pain, Esq. goodr OG Sunglasses Agreement with an effective date of whenever the Party of the Second Part slips on a pair of he goodr Queen of Pain, Esq. goodr OG Sunglasses.

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