FALKORS FEVER DREAM

EXCERPT FROM THE NEVERENDING STORY SCREENPLAY ALTERNATE ENDING: INT. ATTIC - DAY Bastian flops down on his back and sighs, a little pissed that The Neverending Story had hooked him, even though it is just a creepier knock-off of Lord-of-the-Rings-meets-Princess-Bride,...
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GARDENING WITH A KRAKEN

Back in the late 1950s, goodr co-founder and weirdo, Stephen Lease, had a sordid but gentle love affair with a bright purple kraken named Maven. He would spend days on end staring into her purple & teal eyes while tending to...
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NESSY’S MIDNIGHT ORGY

LOCALS COMMEMORATE FIRST PURPORTED SIGHTING OF LOCH NESS “MONSTER” WITH ANNIVERSARY ORGY BY WILLIAM WALLACE Los Angeles - SHE had first appeared centuries ago, in Scotland’s Loch Ness, with only a handful of recorded sightings. At first, the fables and...
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Sapristi Running: goodr Review

A perfectly successful bet. Surprising at first glance, the pairs offered by Goodr exceed all expectations.” You read it here, folks. Never bet against Goodr! This and more insight from  Stéphane Cugnier Journaliste as he digs into the Goodr mythos...
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2020 BOSTON MARATHON ORIGIN STORY

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2020 LONDON MARATHON ORIGIN STORY

EAT AND DRINK YOUR WAY THROUGH THE LONDON MARATHON WITH THESE 8 ON COURSE RECOMMENDATIONS…
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I WANNA SAX YOU UP ORIGIN STORY

  CUPID’S COLUMN   March 13, 2020 I WANNA SAX YOU UP I’m a saxophonist…