Obituary
Stephen Donald Lease, dog father, goodr co-founder
March 23, 1982 - September 16 or 17, 2017
Stephen Donald Lease was born in Arvada, CO, and the whereabouts of his passing are as yet unknown. Last weekend he was in Vegas for another self-guided Las Vegas Strip $10K Run, so it probably has something to do with that. His remains were left on the stoop of the goodr Cabana sometime between sunset on Saturday and 8 a.m. this morning. He was a black-seared skeleton crudely strapped to a raft made of wood scraps of what appeared from the leftover ornaments and baubles on the branches to be discarded Christmas trees. A pair of Oberon’s Viking Funeral goodr Running Sunglasses were affixed to his face (or “melted” as the case may be...but that word seemed a bit insensitive).
Though this image may seem rather crass and sad, it is quite the opposite! It appears that Stephen’s Will and Testament were followed and that, despite a passing at too young an age, he was given the ceremony he desired, a Viking Funeral.
Stephen is survived by his Basset Hound, Bosley, who identified the body by lightly plucking off the pinky and trotting around the store, looking for the best place to bury it. Cute.