JOHN ambassadr GREETINGS WORLD, MEET JOHN. 1 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OF GOODRS? I have 18pr. I love them all, but Donkey Goggles were my first! 😀 2 WHAT IS YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL? Wolf 3 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RACE THAT YOU’VE RUN? HURT 100 4 WHAT IS YOUR MOST RIDICULOUS/DISGUSTING/SURPRISING RUNNING STORY? Evac’d off of a mountain during 50k Race for a Hemiplegic Migraine (simulated a stroke!) 5 IF YOU COULD NAME A PAIR OF GOODRS WHAT WOULD IT BE? “Sweetness of a Seasick Crocodile” – Lime green frames and lime green lens! I am known for dressing as the Grinch and this is from the Grinch’s song! I NEED THESE!!!! 6 WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 TIPS FOR RUNNING? Ultrarunning: 1) Run your own race 2) Start out slow and then slow down 3) Find the happiness in your run and embrace it 4) Make good choices 5) Always leave the Aid Station 7 WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD? Hells Yeah! (not really a curse word but I say it a lot) 😀 8 IF YOU WERE TO DIE AND COME BACK AS A PERSON OR A THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A shape-shifting immortal. Then I can be whatever I want, whenever I want, and will never die again 🙂 9 IF YOU COULD RACE ANY PERSON WHO WOULD IT BE? Since I am already friends with, and have run with Gordy it would have to be Ted Corbitt 10 WHAT ARE YOUR THREE FAVORITE FINISH LINE SONGS? Eminem Not Afraid 11 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE? Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit…what a ride!” 12 IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY ANIMAL SHRUNKEN DOWN TO THE SIZE OF A HOUSE CAT…WHAT WOULD IT BE? Well duh! A T-Rex!!!!