Flamboyance

JENNIFER (Flamboyance Membr)

JENNIFER

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GREETINGS WORLD, MEET JENNIFER.

1

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OF GOODRS?

Nessy’s Midnight Orgy is my current go-to BUT if a true purple is released I may never take them off, ever…

2

WHAT IS YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL?

Is there such a thing as a unicorn llama? If so, I’d channel every ounce of that spirit

3

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RACE THAT YOU’VE RUN?

Favorite race ran is Delirium 24- nothing like a 24 hour party with the best folks in the Low Country. Yeti 100 is my big bucket list race. Unicorns & glitter beards? Sign me up!

4

WHAT IS YOUR MOST RIDICULOUS/DISGUSTING/SURPRISING RUNNING STORY?

Catastrophic ass chafing – no need to say more

5

IF YOU COULD NAME A PAIR OF GOODRS WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Magical Mystery Tourist

6

WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 TIPS FOR RUNNING?

1- Realize no one gives a shit about your pace other than you
2- Pack more booze than you think you will need
3- Tacos after makes everything better
4- Lube everything
5- Have fun no matter what

7

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD?

Son of a bitch!

8

IF YOU WERE TO DIE AND COME BACK AS A PERSON OR A THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A lion but I want to live on a refuge so I wouldn’t be hunted. I’m all about laying in the sun and having others bring me food.

9

IF YOU COULD RACE ANY PERSON WHO WOULD IT BE?

Oprah (when she didn’t have a personal trainer) so I can stop feeling bad that my marathon time is slower than hers.

10

WHAT ARE YOUR THREE FAVORITE FINISH LINE SONGS?

Only one I can think of is “Move Bitch”

11

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?

Suddenly and doing something epic

12

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY ANIMAL SHRUNKEN DOWN TO THE SIZE OF A HOUSE CAT…WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Elephant.