LOOK GOOD, GOLF GOODR

Our mission statement pretty much says what we’re about: We’re recklessly committed to fun…blah blah blah, sunglasses.

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Old men on TV whispering (even though they’re literally a mile away in a soundproof room)? Raking the sand after having to demean yourself by going in there in the first place? Lighten up! In this spirit, we are legally changing the word “bogey” to “flamingo.” When you six putt on the last hole, wouldn’t it be better if you could call it a triple flamingo? For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without all the self-importance. Join us at the 19th hole!

GOLF Manifesto

If you show up and golf, you are a golfer…
slices and hooks are just part of the game.

Quit playing from the tips, you’re not on the tour.

Live with purpose or live with a porpoise.

Never leave a birdie putt short.

Don’t stop swinging until you’re dead
(and even then, consider zombification).

Be the ball.

Own your gear, don’t let your gear own you
(aka, the Tyler Durden rule).

A Par 3 is just another chance for a hole in one.

Always risk the vanilla for a chance at the rocky road.

Hit it harder, not smarter.

When you shotgun that 12th beer while turning the corner you won’t remember those 9 flamingos* you just got.

Never “forget” to rake the sand.

When you shank it on the range in front of everyone… blame the club.

Want to go to The Masters next year?… yeah so do we. Good luck.

Never turn down a gimme putt… you deserve it.

Play barefoot… there’s nothing they can do about it.
No really, we’re serious. Google it.

Look Good, Golf Goodr