[INSERT YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER’S NAME HERE]
March 13, 2020
I WANNA SAX YOU UP
I’m a saxophonist looking for love. My nimble and supple fingers move along the keys with accuracy. I keep my reed moist and never cracked. My embouchure* never fails. Look for me at the speakeasy. I’ll be the man with brass in my hands wearing the sexy pink goodr sunglasses. Will you dance to my sultry sound? It will be trilling.
*For anyone coming here from our IG stories where we used Embouchure as clickbait, well done for wanting to improve your vocabulary! All it means is: the way in which a player applies the mouth to the mouthpiece of a brass or wind instrument.