FESTIVUS IS BACK YA FILTHY ANIMALS! We were so inspired by Frank Costanza’s hatred of tinsel (yes, it is distracting!) and Macaulay Culkin’s superior wits in Home Alone (1, 2, 3, and fleeting moments in 4 and 5), we mashed the two up and made a pair of sunglasses named after them! Think of it like a DQ Blizzard for your face. Snowflakes and all that awesome polarization, no slip, no bounce action you need for your upcoming Santa 5K. 

‘Tis the season for tradition. Whether your family spends time gathering around telling each other how disappointed they make them feel, or you spend Christmas home alone because the rents took off to Paris without you, let tradition live on! A tree filled with decorations or a simple aluminum pole, are both beautiful in their own way. Like Frank tells George, “It’s your heritage. It’s who you are.” Oh, the words of the wise.

So what are you waiting for!? Let’s rumble! We’ll give you to the count of ten to get your ugly keister up, stop crying, and go fight your father. 1… 2… 10. Remember, goodrs give you superpowers!*

*Not officially proven, but we’d like to hear what you think ya filthy animals!
Sunglasses with snowflakes on them