A GINGER’S SOUL

Most people get it wrong, Thinking a soul is something Gingers lack, When the truth of it is, Gingers all have souls (it’s just that they are black). - Introductory stanza to the 18th-century epic poem, “A Ginger‘s Soul” written...
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FALKORS FEVER DREAM

EXCERPT FROM THE NEVERENDING STORY SCREENPLAY ALTERNATE ENDING: INT. ATTIC - DAY Bastian flops down on his back and sighs, a little pissed that The Neverending Story had hooked him, even though it is just a creepier knock-off of Lord-of-the-Rings-meets-Princess-Bride,...
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NESSY’S MIDNIGHT ORGY

LOCALS COMMEMORATE FIRST PURPORTED SIGHTING OF LOCH NESS “MONSTER” WITH ANNIVERSARY ORGY BY WILLIAM WALLACE Los Angeles - SHE had first appeared centuries ago, in Scotland’s Loch Ness, with only a handful of recorded sightings. At first, the fables and...
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