REQUIEM FOR A LONG NECK

The following is an unpublished article from the National Enquirer which goodr obtained through the use of its many clandestine contacts and a paper bag full of unmarked, non-sequential dollar bills. In order to commemorate this find (and shade your...
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TIGERS THROWIN’ SHADE

The founder of goodr, Ebeneezer Von Goodrsmark, attended Louisiana State University for one year, when it officially became Louisiana State University in 1870. One fine summer's eve, Young Eb, being a man of initiative and innovation, decided to start up...
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OG WINE POUR

TOP DEFINITIONOG WINE POURAn OG Wine Pour is a glass of wine (white, red or white zin) filled all the way to the top. “OG” stands for Olive Garden. At the Olive Garden, an Italian restaurant chain specializing in premium...
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A GINGER’S SOUL

Most people get it wrong, Thinking a soul is something Gingers lack, When the truth of it is, Gingers all have souls (it’s just that they are black). - Introductory stanza to the 18th-century epic poem, “A Ginger‘s Soul” written...
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