The wind blew relentlessly across the desert landscape. It did nothing to cool Detective Carl F. LaMingo, though. Carl hated the heat. He hated the desert. Nothing good happened out here. Carl scanned the horizon, but the only movement he...
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Classic Arnold Palmer Lemonade. 1 cup sugar. 1 3/4 cups water. 4 large, juicy lemons. 4 cups of brown tees. 1 family-sized black iced tea bag, 4 cups water. Arnold Palmer. Ice cubes. 3/4 cup Black Tea (above) 1/4 cup...
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Bigfoot Sightings Decline Explained Associat'd Press March 16, 2012 In recent months, sightings of Bigfoot (Grandispodiadae) have begun to wane, much to the dismay of the world’s top pseudoscientists. A recent article by Dr. Harry Henderson, PhD in Beasteology, published...
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Of course, by now, almost every person across the world has heard the story of “The Tortoise and the Hare.” The famed bedtime fable has been told now for over a century and used as a cautionary tale to warn...
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Sung to the tune of David Bowie’s Space Oddity** Ground Control to Major Carl Ground Control to Major Carl Drink your protein shake and put your compression shorts on Ground Control to Major Carl (six, six, six, six, six) Commencing...
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With most art, the general public only gets to see the finished and polished product. Paintings, sculptures, and songs all seem to appear out of thin air, as if summoned directly from Muses themselves. But any artist, if asked, will...
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Based on a true story A long time ago, in a land far, far away (well, it was New Jersey, but whatever...) there was a girl that held Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell’s Overboard as the comedy bible. She could...
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Digital Butcher Weekly Magazine (August 2019) From Axe to App: An interview with ex-lumberjack and new tech CEO Paul Bunyan Though historically known for his lumberjack prowess, Paul Bunyan recently swapped the Axe for the App. Mr. Bunyan has left...
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