EAT ME, I’ll make you short EAT ME, I’ll make you tall EAT ME, I’ll make you giggle EAT ME, You’ll lose your ball EAT ME, I’ll make you stop EAT ME, I’ll make you go EAT ME, You’ll shoot...
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As the Allied Defence Force soldiers closed in on his secret evil lair, Dr. Richard von Tulipstrasser knew he could do nothing more to forestall the end. Despite the dire situation, he couldn’t help but chuckle to himself at the...
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A Limerick for the Holler (to be read in an old tyme voice) A devout florist from the Appalachian nation Was trying to express consternation Without blasphemous curse, Or being perverse, So he hollered, "What in carnation!" Shop Now
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Legend has it, that when juiced, palm fronds contain a high concentration of chlorophyll, amino acids, and other essential minerals associated with endurance and speed and can propel you to your next PR... Just kidding, your next PR will only...
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Grandma Carlotta’s Estate Sale Please join us this Sunday at 1 pm for Grandma Carlotta’s Estate Sale Blowout! We aren’t talking an adult diaper blowout here, but even if we were, you have nothing to fear! That’s because Grams’ epic...
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When Mike Wallburg won the lead role of Dirk Doggler in the film Bikie Nights he was in over his head. The movie was expected to be the be-all, end-all depiction of the nitty-gritty world of the 1970s and 80s...
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For those that can't read Mark's chicken scratches... How to Get a Clean Shave by Mark Skids - Amateur Pro-level Cyclist 1) Set alarm for 30 min before sunrise. (I recommend ringtone, "uplift" to start the day ++) 2) Grab...
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Craigslist Missed Connections I’m trying to find whom I believe to be my truest and dearest of soulmates, by the name of Hubert Cornfunkle... Link to full ad here. Shop Now
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