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BECKY’S BACHELORETTE BACCHANAL (SIN CITY ORIGIN STORY)

Becky’s bridesmaids simply wanted to host a fun, relaxing weekend of “bonding” for her last weekend as a single woman. They probably would have succeeded with their well-intentioned plans, had they chosen perhaps a nice wine country destination or day...

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POOL PARTY PREGAME (SIN CITY ORIGIN STORY)

POOL PARTY PREGAME (Or: HOW NOT TO DO VEGAS) Wake up at 9 a.m. after having rolled in from the club as the sun rose. Pack up a six pack of room-temp beers (from your liquor store run with your...

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DEAD SOUL EYE SHIELDS – SIN CITY (ORIGIN STORY)

The Flamingle Casino and Resort was just the place to lose $500 in one sitting, and Ned knew how to make it happen. After 45 minutes of praying to win on King Cash quarter slots, Ned thought it was time...

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JORTS FOR YOUR FACE (BIKE ORIGIN STORY)

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Doesn't matter. All that matters is the fact that Charles Darwin has proven his theory of evolution with the Natural Selection of Mark Skids as the coolest dude of every generation. You...

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PENNY SLOTS FOR FREE DRINKS (SIN CITY ORIGIN STORY)

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A BUMP IN THE NIGHT (SIN CITY ORIGIN STORY)

‘Twas the night before the big race, when all thro’ the house, All your roommates were sleeping, not a noise from a mouse; Your race clothes were placed on the dresser with care, In hopes that in the morning it’d...

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KING CASH’S MESCALINE MOCKTAIL (SIN CITY ORIGIN STORY)

Goodr Co-Founder Stephen Lease once lost $290 Gs and his right foot playing King Cash before a Criss Angel Mindfreak performance. He struck a deal to keep his foot by agreeing to name a pair of goodrs...

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KISS ME, I’M SHITFACED (ORIGIN STORY)

Back in winter of 1992, a group of friends were planning an epic St. Patrick's Day adventure that could top their previous excursions to Boston, Philly, New York, and Chicago. “It’s going to be hard to top swimming nude in...

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FLAMINGOS ON A BOOZE CRUISE

Back in the summer of ’71, the Board of Directors of goodr met in the Cancun office, which was located on one of the many pristine beaches in the area. Halfway through the morning board meeting, we ran out of...

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VINCENT’S ABSINTHE NIGHT TERRORS

VINCENT VAN GOGH: Tortured Genius or Social Alcoholic? It’s unclear how much of the absinthe he had drunk when he first saw the green fairy. Almost certainly too much. He sat at his usual table in the corner of the...

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