OG WINE POUR

TOP DEFINITIONOG WINE POURAn OG Wine Pour is a glass of wine (white, red or white zin) filled all the way to the top. “OG” stands for Olive Garden. At the Olive Garden, an Italian restaurant chain specializing in premium...
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A GINGER’S SOUL

Most people get it wrong, Thinking a soul is something Gingers lack, When the truth of it is, Gingers all have souls (it’s just that they are black). - Introductory stanza to the 18th-century epic poem, “A Ginger‘s Soul” written...
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FALKORS FEVER DREAM

EXCERPT FROM THE NEVERENDING STORY SCREENPLAY ALTERNATE ENDING: INT. ATTIC - DAY Bastian flops down on his back and sighs, a little pissed that The Neverending Story had hooked him, even though it is just a creepier knock-off of Lord-of-the-Rings-meets-Princess-Bride,...
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NESSY’S MIDNIGHT ORGY

LOCALS COMMEMORATE FIRST PURPORTED SIGHTING OF LOCH NESS “MONSTER” WITH ANNIVERSARY ORGY BY WILLIAM WALLACE Los Angeles - SHE had first appeared centuries ago, in Scotland’s Loch Ness, with only a handful of recorded sightings. At first, the fables and...
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