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RED, WHITE & BOOZE (ORIGIN STORY)

4th of July BBQ Necessities: Forget your red/white/blue themed Pinterest board...that three-layer cake with strawberry stripes and blueberry star spangled mess never turns out like Martha Stewart’s...we’ve got your 4th of July essentials right here. 1. Plenty of dogs to...

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IS MERCURY IN RETROGRADE?? AGAIN? (INTERSTELLAR SUN REPELLERS ORIGIN STORY)

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FIREBREATHER’S FIREBALL FURY (BEAST GOODR ORIGIN STORY)

It was the summer of 1989. No, wait, 1999. Or maybe 2009. 2019? No, that hasn’t happened yet. To be honest, everyone on the goodr team was too blitzed to realize what year it was. But one thing we did...

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OPPOSUM’S OPPOSABLE THUMBS (NON REFLECTION PERFECTION ORIGIN STORY)

Night approaches My heart flutters Sign of life retreating Time to feast on what remains The silence is deafening World is calm and at peace My thumbs patter against the earth The feast awaits across the road Suddenly, a beam...

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MISS THE EARTH, MISS MY WINE (INTERSTELLAR SUN REPELLERS ORIGIN STORY)

It’s the night before your race, a day you’ve been training for. You go to bed early so that you can be well-rested. This way you won’t bonk out on your run. Hours pass, you toss and turn in bed....

Carl the Flamingo In Origin Stories

LET ME BE PERFECTLY QUEER (ORIGIN STORY)

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TROI & CRUSHER’S STRETCHING SESH (INTERSTELLAR SUN REPELLERS ORIGIN STORY)

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THE EMPIRE DID NOTHING WRONG (INTERSTELLAR SUN REPELLERS ORIGIN STORY)

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PLUTO’S A PLANET PETITION (INTERSTELLAR SUN REPELLERS ORIGIN STORY)

Petition Summary and Background For 73 years Pluto was just hangin’ with his eight buddies from the ceiling of some museums. Then out of goddamn nowhere a certain “Dr.” (whom we shall not name here) comes in with his three-criteria...

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BECKY’S BACHELORETTE BACCHANAL (SIN CITY ORIGIN STORY)

Becky’s bridesmaids simply wanted to host a fun, relaxing weekend of “bonding” for her last weekend as a single woman. They probably would have succeeded with their well-intentioned plans, had they chosen perhaps a nice wine country destination or day...

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