TIGERS THROWIN’ SHADE

The founder of goodr, Ebeneezer Von Goodrsmark, attended Louisiana State University for one year, when it officially became Louisiana State University in 1870. One fine summer's eve, Young Eb, being a man of initiative and innovation, decided to start up...
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OBERON’S VIKING FUNERAL

ObituaryStephen Donald Lease, dog father, goodr co-founder March 23, 1982 - September 16 or 17, 2017Stephen Donald Lease was born in Arvada, CO, and the whereabouts of his passing are as yet unknown. Last weekend he was in Vegas for...
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OG WINE POUR

TOP DEFINITIONOG WINE POURAn OG Wine Pour is a glass of wine (white, red or white zin) filled all the way to the top. “OG” stands for Olive Garden. At the Olive Garden, an Italian restaurant chain specializing in premium...
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A GINGER’S SOUL

Most people get it wrong, Thinking a soul is something Gingers lack, When the truth of it is, Gingers all have souls (it’s just that they are black). - Introductory stanza to the 18th-century epic poem, “A Ginger‘s Soul” written...
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FALKORS FEVER DREAM

EXCERPT FROM THE NEVERENDING STORY SCREENPLAY ALTERNATE ENDING: INT. ATTIC - DAY Bastian flops down on his back and sighs, a little pissed that The Neverending Story had hooked him, even though it is just a creepier knock-off of Lord-of-the-Rings-meets-Princess-Bride,...
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GARDENING WITH A KRAKEN

Back in the late 1950s, goodr co-founder and weirdo, Stephen Lease, had a sordid but gentle love affair with a bright purple kraken named Maven. He would spend days on end staring into her purple & teal eyes while tending to...
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