ICED BY YETIS

A foolhardy adventure? Maybe. A needlessly dangerous excursion? Possibly. The fever dream of a New York City office bro?  Probably? The last chance for a set of hopeless romantics to prove their self-worth in a most irrational way? Most assuredly. It...
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REQUIEM FOR A LONG NECK

The following is an unpublished article from the National Enquirer which goodr obtained through the use of its many clandestine contacts and a paper bag full of unmarked, non-sequential dollar bills. In order to commemorate this find (and shade your...
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TIGERS THROWIN’ SHADE

The founder of goodr, Ebeneezer Von Goodrsmark, attended Louisiana State University for one year, when it officially became Louisiana State University in 1870. One fine summer's eve, Young Eb, being a man of initiative and innovation, decided to start up...
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