GREETINGS WORLD, MEET CARL.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OF GOODRS?
Everyone says they don’t have a favorite “child” which would be the PC answer here, but all of you know that your parents love your younger sister more than you. My favorite pair is Carl’s Single and Ready to Flamingle. It’s a self-portrait and a state of mind.
WHAT IS YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL?
WHAT IS YOUR MOST RIDICULOUS/DISGUSTING/SURPRISING RUNNING STORY?
When I was briefly in captivity at a second-rate-amusement-park-slash-zoo in Florida (not naming names, but it rhymes with Tush Pardons), they used to parade us through the park on the way to the paddock. My wings were clipped at the time so I couldn’t fly away. So embarrassing. Guess your shitting on the trail story seems pretty weak now, huh?
IF YOU COULD NAME A PAIR OF GOODRS WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I name all of the goodrs so this question doesn’t apply to me. But, I will say I’ve been censored on a couple. Blood-sucking lawyers killin’ my vibe.
WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 TIPS FOR RUNNING?
Don’t run, fly.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD?
IF YOU WERE TO DIE AND COME BACK AS A PERSON OR A THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Carl the Flamingo. #NoRegrets
IF YOU COULD RACE ANY PERSON WHO WOULD IT BE?
WHAT ARE YOUR THREE FAVORITE FINISH LINE SONGS?