Upon the release of the iconic sunglasses, Nessy’s Midnight Orgy, the inspiration behind these re-imagined shades, there was a historic sighting of dear Queen Nessy in Echo Park Lake, Los Angeles. The sighting led to feelings of extreme arousal by...

They say, “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” Are they alluding that you’ll get out scratch free? Once you’re in hell I don’t think the devil just lets you “keep going” until you run through a door into a...

Back in the summer of ‘71, the goodr crew and a horrible employee named Rob, who has since vanished, embarked with a bunch of Flamingos on a Booze Cruise. Led by Carl, King of Flamingos, now our CEO (...man, a...

Some role models come in the form of history teachers, the parent that never says “no” to sleepovers, that cool snowboard instructor your third-grade brain idolized; heck, if you’re a middle-aged man, where are my Laird Hamilton super fans?! Point...