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Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

TAKE A PITCHER, IT’LL LAST LONGER ORIGIN STORY

Oh beer! America’s liquid gold rush. It’s a staple in many individual’s daily routine, and most runners will tell you that there is nothing better than the feeling of a delicious brew after traveling several miles by foot. Something about...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

SUN’S OUT, BUNS OUT ORIGIN STORY

History is so fascinating. Take this tidbit for example: Genghis Khan, crazyass Mongolian leader was a burger eater! His army actually is credited for helping make the burger a thing. It’s pretty gross, but wonderfully clever-- these guys were on...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

RIP AUGUSTUS GLOOP ORIGIN STORY

We can only hope that you are familiar with Augustus Gloop-- that greedy-ass 9-year-old boy who was the first to find a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka’s magical Chocolate Factory. Although clumsy young Gloop was sucked up by the extraction...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

HOPE THEY SERVE TACOS IN HELL ORIGIN STORY

The year was 1993; the Macarena was taking the entire globe by storm and a sax-playing president was about to be sworn into office. That is also the same year that two German-born powerhouses were climbing the ranks of the...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

GLAZED AND CONFUSED ORIGIN STORY

The donut. Some may call it America’s favorite treat. But where did it come from? The history of donuts is about as glazed and confused as it gets. Dutch immigrants and their “oily cakes”, Russian exiles, French bakers, fossilized bits...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

EYES SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM ORIGIN STORY

Some may know the song "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream" as a happy novelty tune-- iconic even, inspiring musical talents for nearly a century. It is even referenced as a mission in Grand Theft Auto...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

CARL’S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS: A 6-PHASE PLAN TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF IMPROVE THIS NEW YEAR

Ready to get your 6-pack tighhhttt for the New Year? Well, we most certainly are NOT. Here at goodr we’re all about FUN, and TBH, what’s the fun in restrictive meal plans, hours of lost playtime in a sweat box…...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

FEATHER O’ THE PHOENIX ORIGIN STORY

man and women playing in bloody mary with fire red polarized sunglasses

Hungover? We’ve all been there, and we’ve all heard the same shit. Hydrate, eat breakfast, sleep (as if). Well here at goodr we believe the best cure for a hangover is a largely debated tactic known as Hair of the...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

ABRACADAMN! ALOE KAZAM! ORIGIN STORY

girl holding aloe plants with magician and blue sunglasses on

These spellbinding sunglasses were inspired from an earlier pair known to the ministry of magic by the name of Sunbathing With Wizards. Proceeding the development of these shades, goodr founders went through an elaborate scheme to get the famous wizards,...

Chief Publishing Pelican In Origin Stories

WHAT’S SNACKIN’ KRAKEN? ORIGIN STORY

Octopus attack of man and woman in black and purple polarized sunglasses

Ever curious what those mystical marvelous krakens are a snackin’ on? I mean they’re so flockin’ big, how do they not devour entire ecosystems? Do you really think the Titanic’s demise was caused by an iceberg? Per the name of...

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