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ICED BY SAS-SQUAT ORIGIN STORY

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The Squatch (that’s what the cool kids are calling Sasquatch these days), he don’t care about your poor ankle flexibility. If those squats aren’t below parallel, you’re getting iced. Depending on his mood, he might start with a friendly no-rep...
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METCONING FOR MEATBALLS ORIGIN STORY

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It’s like bro, you show up 8 minutes late to class and then take a phat {insert poop emoji} before the WOD. The trainer is trying to explain the workout and make sure everyone has what they need and you...
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DO YOU EVEN PISTOL, FLAMINGO? ORIGIN STORY

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It’s obvious that the flamingo would be the best at pistols in all of the animal kingdom. The flamingos around the world take so much pride in their pistoling ability that they hold The Flamingo CrossFit Games annually every August...
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THAT ORANGE CRUSH RUSH ORIGIN STORY

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It is no joke the rush you get from pounding a Crush orange soda before a kettlebell workout. That shit might not be caffeinated but it doesn’t matter. Achieve a bonus effect by shotgunning your Crush. Those 60 mg of...
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2020 BOSTON MARATHON ORIGIN STORY

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10 WEIRD THINGS YOU MUST DO WHILE RUNNING THE BOSTON MARATHON   Ah the Boston Marathon. You made it. The marathon of marathons. The most prestigious road race in the world. The world’s oldest marathon! How proud you must make...
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2020 LONDON MARATHON ORIGIN STORY

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EAT AND DRINK YOUR WAY THROUGH THE LONDON MARATHON WITH THESE 8 ON COURSE RECOMMENDATIONS   What do goodr and the British have in common? We love us some booze! That’s why we’ve put together a course guide of the...
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I WANNA SAX YOU UP ORIGIN STORY

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[INSERT YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER’S NAME HERE]   CUPID’S COLUMN   March 13, 2020 I WANNA SAX YOU UP I’m a saxophonist looking for love. My nimble and supple fingers move along the keys with accuracy. I keep my reed moist...
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MASTER OF FLAMINGOS [GOLF] ORIGIN STORY

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MAKE YOUR OWN AUGUSTA PIMENTO CHEESE SANDWICH Yeah, yeah, yeah, the grass at the Augusta National Golf Club is the most pristine in all the land. We’re not here to talk about grass though… What about those sandwiches?!! As iconic...
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DRIPPIN’ WITH FRINGE ORIGIN STORY

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FRINGE TAKES FIRST March 3, 2020   An old style has become a new rage in athletic apparel. Marathon runners, CrossFit athletes, cyclists, and even yogis have flipped the fashion tables by wearing form-fitting fringe dresses during their sport. From...
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YOU GATSBY KIDDING ME! ORIGIN STORY

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IF YOU WEREN’T FORCED TO READ THE GREAT GATSBY IN SCHOOL GROWING UP, THERE ARE SPOILERS AHEAD. OR MAYBE YOU ONLY READ THE CLIFFS NOTES, IN WHICH CASE, THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.  It’s a tale as old as...
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