LA Marathon Extravaganza

COME ON BY! Running the L.A. Marathon?! Not running the L.A. Marathon, but wanna freeload?! Come on by the goodr Cabana Friday 3/22 & Saturday 3/23 for a flocking good time.   SUFFERFEST BEER Sufferfest Beer will be flowing like waterfalls! BUILD YOUR...
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WHISKEY SHOTS WITH SATAN

When Satan appeared in the middle of a meeting of goodr’s Board of Directors we were all actually quite pleased as it was a nice respite from the awful powerpoint presentation that Rob was droning over. After making brief introductions...
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SUNBATHING WITH WIZARDS

The Myrddin Emrys Memorial Resort & Spa for Practitioners of Sorcery and the Magically Inclined (or simply “The Myr” for those in the know) is located exactly where one would not expect it to be, which makes it makes it...
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REQUIEM FOR A LONG NECK

The following is an unpublished article from the National Enquirer which goodr obtained through the use of its many clandestine contacts and a paper bag full of unmarked, non-sequential dollar bills. In order to commemorate this find (and shade your...
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SWEDISH MEATBALL HANGOVER

Many have tried to explain the seemingly inherent need that humans have to test their limits in everything they do.  Whether it be climbing the tallest mountain or memorizing as many digits of pi as possible, it seems unavoidable that...
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