Of course, by now, almost every person across the world has heard the story of “The Tortoise and the Hare.” The famed bedtime fable has been told now for over a century and used as a cautionary tale to warn...
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Let’s face it, running sucks sometimes. Even the legend that is our CEO, Carl the Flamingo, has trouble getting out the door from time to time to flock out those miles. So what do you do when that “running block”...
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Sung to the tune of David Bowie’s Space Oddity** Ground Control to Major Carl Ground Control to Major Carl Drink your protein shake and put your compression shorts on Ground Control to Major Carl (six, six, six, six, six) Commencing...
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With most art, the general public only gets to see the finished and polished product. Paintings, sculptures, and songs all seem to appear out of thin air, as if summoned directly from Muses themselves. But any artist, if asked, will...
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Based on a true story A long time ago, in a land far, far away (well, it was New Jersey, but whatever...) there was a girl that held Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell’s Overboard as the comedy bible. She could...
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Digital Butcher Weekly Magazine (August 2019) From Axe to App: An interview with ex-lumberjack and new tech CEO Paul Bunyan Though historically known for his lumberjack prowess, Paul Bunyan recently swapped the Axe for the App. Mr. Bunyan has left...
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Pollen the Family (Sing to the tune of "Those Were the Days," by Edith and Archie Bunker) Boy, the way those sprinklers sprayed, Gardens tended with the best of spades, Flowers like us had it made, Those were the days,...
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Before print went the way of the buffalo, goodr published an ad in AARP’s monthly publication. The campaign was a failure, probably because it reads more like a Cialis ad than sunglasses. Whoops. Shop Now
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