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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Origin Stories

ALWAYS TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS ORIGIN STORY

McCarl the Crime Flamingo Halloween Safety Tips and Maze Shop Now
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Origin Stories

WHAT’S IN THE BOX??!! (CEREAL KILLERS ORIGIN STORY)

The wind blew relentlessly across the desert landscape.  It did nothing to cool Detective Carl F. LaMingo, though.  Carl hated the heat. He hated the desert. Nothing good happened out here.  Carl scanned the horizon, but the only movement he...
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Brand News

Part of Every Complete Diet: Introducing All-New Limited Edition Cereal Killers

Homophones.  They can get tricky, y’know. Take, for instance, our latest line of colorful OG sunglasses: Cereal Killers.  Sounds like Serial Killers. Know the difference? That’s right. One is: a fun pun! A delightfully silly line of sunglasses  involving your...
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Brand News

Your Halloween PSA: Introducing ‘Always Take Candy From Strangers’

Although it may seem like you have a lot of time before Halloween hits, you don’t. Today you saw this post and thought, “Jeesh! It’s freaking SEPTEMBER --leave me alone!”  Sure. But do you remember last year, the DAY OF...
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Origin Stories

THREE PARTS TEE (BUNKER BIOPTICS | GOLF ORIGIN STORY)

Classic Arnold Palmer Lemonade. 1 cup sugar. 1 3/4 cups water. 4 large, juicy lemons. 4 cups of brown tees. 1 family-sized black iced tea bag, 4 cups water. Arnold Palmer. Ice cubes. 3/4 cup Black Tea (above) 1/4 cup...
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Origin Stories

BIGFOOT FERNET SWEATS (BIG F*CKING ORIGIN STORY)

Bigfoot Sightings Decline Explained  Associat'd Press March 16, 2012  In recent months, sightings of Bigfoot (Grandispodiadae) have begun to wane, much to the dismay of the world’s top pseudoscientists.  A recent article by Dr. Harry Henderson, PhD in Beasteology, published...
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Origin Stories

TANGIER’S REWARDS MEMBER (BIG F*CKING ORIGIN STORY)

An EXCLUSIVE offer for Tangier's Rewards Members! Shop Now
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Origin Stories

NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT (BIG F*CKING ORIGIN STORY)

Of course, by now, almost every person across the world has heard the story of “The Tortoise and the Hare.”  The famed bedtime fable has been told now for over a century and used as a cautionary tale to warn...
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Brand News

In a Running Rut? Try Drawing Carl (Like Expert Run Artist, Gene Lu)

Let’s face it, running sucks sometimes. Even the legend that is our CEO, Carl the Flamingo, has trouble getting out the door from time to time to flock out those miles. So what do you do when that “running block”...
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Carl the Flamingo
Carl the Flamingo In Origin Stories

MAJOR TOM’S SPACE ODDITEA (BIG F*CKING ORIGIN STORY)

Sung to the tune of David Bowie’s Space Oddity** Ground Control to Major Carl Ground Control to Major Carl Drink your protein shake and put your compression shorts on Ground Control to Major Carl (six, six, six, six, six) Commencing...
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