The wind blew relentlessly across the desert landscape. It did nothing to cool Detective Carl F. LaMingo, though. Carl hated the heat. He hated the desert. Nothing good happened out here. Carl scanned the horizon, but the only movement he...
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Homophones. They can get tricky, y’know. Take, for instance, our latest line of colorful OG sunglasses: Cereal Killers. Sounds like Serial Killers. Know the difference? That’s right. One is: a fun pun! A delightfully silly line of sunglasses involving your...
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Although it may seem like you have a lot of time before Halloween hits, you don’t. Today you saw this post and thought, “Jeesh! It’s freaking SEPTEMBER --leave me alone!” Sure. But do you remember last year, the DAY OF...
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Classic Arnold Palmer Lemonade. 1 cup sugar. 1 3/4 cups water. 4 large, juicy lemons. 4 cups of brown tees. 1 family-sized black iced tea bag, 4 cups water. Arnold Palmer. Ice cubes. 3/4 cup Black Tea (above) 1/4 cup...
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Bigfoot Sightings Decline Explained Associat'd Press March 16, 2012 In recent months, sightings of Bigfoot (Grandispodiadae) have begun to wane, much to the dismay of the world’s top pseudoscientists. A recent article by Dr. Harry Henderson, PhD in Beasteology, published...
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Of course, by now, almost every person across the world has heard the story of “The Tortoise and the Hare.” The famed bedtime fable has been told now for over a century and used as a cautionary tale to warn...
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Let’s face it, running sucks sometimes. Even the legend that is our CEO, Carl the Flamingo, has trouble getting out the door from time to time to flock out those miles. So what do you do when that “running block”...
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Sung to the tune of David Bowie’s Space Oddity** Ground Control to Major Carl Ground Control to Major Carl Drink your protein shake and put your compression shorts on Ground Control to Major Carl (six, six, six, six, six) Commencing...
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